my government teacher from high school is gonna be at the rancid show tomorrow and i haven’t yet decided whether i want to hang out with him or aggressively avoid him
IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME
KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE
I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER
like how the hell the got here all the way from Vega. That shit’s like 25 light-years away. Look it up.
an actually original joke
im god damn flabbergasted
I have been waiting for a joke like this for 500 years.
can’t even hate. original carnist for the win.
I thought this day would never come :’)